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Description: A pithy saying with some reeeaaallll mental clarity.

Description: The first step in recognizing a problem is to buy another one of that particular problem.

Description: Listen. You know your skillset. And maybe you're not wearing a black and white jersey. But dag nabit, you're gonna try your best.

Description: Throw better? Suck...less? Nah. We're here to throw however.

Description: Show that you've passed the judgement of someone who can barely judge anything at all!

Description: Show off your inner axe throwing grump with Clutchy's help!

Description: Rep the most absurd publication to come out of axe throwing since 2023!